Scarlett Johansson is the new face of dildos, porn, and everything in between because her image has just been stolen by a Spanish-speaking sex shop near the Mexican border. An adult superstore by the name of "VIP" in Calexico, CA blatantly stole a sultry pic of Scarlet in lingerie to use on its business cards, hocking all sorts of naughty products like sex toys, lotions and something called "lubricante." The store manager when asked about the sticky situation stated that; "What does it have to do with the business card? I don't know who Scarlett Johansson is.". As to how her famous mug ended up on their ads, he said, "The owner ordered cards from a company and said we need something with a girl on the card and the company did it.".
When asked about it, Scarlett laughed the issue off..
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