IT'S FROM YOUR VILLAGE!‎

So I was just bored on Saturday and I got this BC, it might not be funny to a few of us, but I was in a bad mood that afternoon and the BC lightened my mood!

Read it below;

It's almost a tradition in Naija blaming misfortunes on powers from the village>.

Here are some IT'S FROM YOUR VILLAGE COLLECTIONS.


~ If you've written Jamb 10 times and you've never scored above 100, Then
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If on saturday will be the 20th time you will be a chief brides maid and you no still get boyfriend, They are doing you..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ When your friend wey just come back from yankee give you cheque wey im no remember to sign before he go back, They are following you like twitter..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If after you photoshop your picture.......You still ugly pass vulture, So sorry..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If after you use a heavy perfume your body odour is still stronger than RAID..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you sell your Kidney to buy a Range Rover Sport and they steal it the next day, Then 4 real
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you get expelled from school 24 hours to your last paper..AYE is at work..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you watch three Olympics Tournaments in your school ...

#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you break up with your boyfriend, The next day he wins 50 MILLION NAIRA in a promo, Just know
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you want to catapult the twitter bird with a stone, That's a very big problem.Be sure
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If you are 25 and below, And you've had more than 15 heartbreaks...Ha! My sister, You need help..
#It'sFromYourVillage.

~ If they shoot a stray bullet at Ikeja...And it hits you in Ikorodu..Be certain
#It'sFromYourVillage.